Celebrity

As I read through my blogs today, I read about Kim K. and Hoops, and a whole bunch of other people who are famous for absolutely nothing other than being themselves.  Huh?  Used to be, you had to be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally good at something to earn your fame.  Not anymore.

I love it!

I sincerely love that you can do jack shit and still make millions upon millions.  What, you topped off some B-list singer--GIVE THAT GIRL A TV SHOW!  Did you birth a baby with the most adorable laugh in the history of humor?  Put that nonsense on YouTube and let the internets run amok with glee.

Why the hell not?

Listen, acting school is for lames.  You want to see some real drama?  Turn the TV to "Toddlers & Tiaras" and experience humans at their worst.  Who has time to study at the feet of some washed up has been when you can pull out your cell phone and let the world see you in all your average glory?  And then go about your normal ass day doing normal ass shit waiting for the praise of 1 million people who have nothing better to do but watch you talk shit about people, booty pop, and crack jokes (RIP Messy Marvin). 

Even the news outlets are taking note.  You can't watch GMA without watching Chris Cuomo or Juju Chang interview the latest YouTube sensation.  They're always like 2 days late, but I let it slide.  Because, yes, I do want to see what kind of parents spawned the baby who is afraid of sneezes.  I would love to learn more about that chick who taught her dog how to close cabinets.  Call me weird, but that shit fascinates me.  What?! I know grown men who still can't close a freakin' cabinet before they leave the kitchen.

While I will always love my Degrassi, I will also love Antoine Dodson.  Shine a camera on that man and let him do his thing.  He's way more hilarious than "How I Met Your Mother".